Superman has a laundry list of special abilities that could stretch from here to the moons of Krypton. Some years ago, my friend Ron chose the set that would allow The Man Of Steel to be his own home entertainment system.
First, Superman has perfect control over every muscle in his body, and can move each one with super strength and speed. He's used his super-vibration skills to many ends during his career. Then, he's got ray-vision that can see microscopic details. Finally, he's got super-intellect which would have no trouble solving cryptographic problems faster than any computer.
So all Supes would have to do is mount a compact disc on his tongue, spin it, and then read the laser-encoded audio data. He'd send the signals to his hands, which would vibrate sympathetically to create the complex sound waves for the music.
Rock on, Superman!
Superman is the intellectual property of DC Comics. Gangnam Style is the work of the artist PSY. The Superman-based home entertainment system concept belongs to Ron Briscoe. I just draw stuff.
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