For a few days, my wife and I spent some time with an old friend we haven't seen in over a decade. In the time absent, our friend turned into one of those people we would call a Crazy Cat Lady: a single girl who has become obsessed with cats.
If she drove a suburban car, this is what I imagine it would look like, if it also had those insipid stickers that the suburbanites prefer.
This is just a Photoshop job on a photo I took for this purpose. I have not seen these stickers for real, but I imagine someone somewhere would have them.