Thursday, April 3, 2014

939 - Not Quite The One

 
Just another day in my life:  paying bills over the phone.  This time, after a couple minutes of sorting through menus, I get put on hold for an agent.  "Your call is important to us!" intones the inhuman artficial robot voice.  Then it plays me the entire song from the musical "Grease"...

..."You're The One That I Want". 
 
 Computers are so irony-illiterate.