JSVB does reader requests. I greatly prefer if they are backed by paying customers, but if a request doesn't take me far out of my way I'll do one for free.
Recently, a loyal JSVB reader who wishes to remain anonymous thought that my blog would be a lot spicier if I had some pictures of dirty hose. As it happens, the other day I dug up about a hundred feet of soaker line that has been buried in the back yard cedars for maybe a year and a half. As you can see, there can be no hose dirtier than this!
You also might be interested in my JSVB Naughty Schoolgirl picture. You can see her by clicking here.