"Pipe Maniac" is the unfinished sequel to "Toilet Chase", a truly awful screenplay and Ungood Art feature. Please click here to learn more.
My friend Earl is fond of resurrecting past projects. He took this artful photo of a manhole cover and figured he ought to turn it into a poster for Pipe Maniac. As a professional writer, Earl knows how important it is to nail down the promotional poster art before the script is finished.
Now Pipe Maniac has, against probability, returned from limbo. I took Earl's photo and ran it through Photoshop a bit.
"Quotation forthcoming" - Reviewer is the actual text from the poster for a big-budget videogame. Unfortunately, the budget didn't extend to proofreading, and this blurb got printed instead of the reviewer's ecstatic opinion. I think it's an awesome quote. If nobody reviews Pipe Maniac better than this, then the quote stands.