We were most fortunate to get tickets for the Closing Ceremonies for the Vancouver 2010 Winter Olympics. Much effort was made to disguise the fact that we were disappointed that the party could not go on indefinitely, the climax being this surreal amalgamation of just aboot every Canadian cliché available. I was unsure whether I should be appalled or elated, but seeing as the celebration was so much fun, I went mostly with the latter. I'm still hung over.