Today's JSVB post features cartoon breasts. If the sight of naked knockers is offensive to you, or if you are too young to be looking at lovey-bumpers, then please do not scroll down.
Alternate titles for today's JSVB post:
Hooray for Hockey Night On The CBC!
Why Watching Hockey Is So Good
The Canuck's Other Hockey Twins
Ah-Ooo-Gah! Ah-Ooo-Gah!
Vancouver has the hard-earned distinction of having the most annoying fans in professional hockey. The recent addition of the "Green Men" amateur heckling team seems to have cemented our reputation for seriously ticking off all visitors to GM Place Canada Hockey Place Rogers Arena. Yet at Wednesday's playoff tilt against the San Jose Sharks, the Green Men were relegated to box seats far out of heckling range.
So, with 2:28 remaining on the clock, the Canucks fans celebrated our famous West Coast Hospitality, embodied in the very hospitable body of one currently anonymous, then inebriated spectator. The nation beheld the legendary wonder of naked hooters in a full-frontal press on glass, while the CBC broadcaster seemed oblivious to the event (although the cameraman discretely avoided her face). Left-winger Ben Eager, who was in the penalty box for the Sharks at the time, did give Vancouver's newest most celebrated twins a quick glance. I imagine the offical in charge of the penalty box may have felt a lot of sudden heat on the back of his neck, but he missed the show.
The young lady, notorious in a flash, was quietly escorted out of the game. Reportedly, she admitted she did not realize that showing her hooters on national television was an offense. Honestly, although I enjoy the antics of the Green Men, if it's a choice between masculine spandex versus the fan with obvious feminine charms, I choose the latter without apology.
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