In today's JSVB Post, it looks like I am eating a turd. I AM NOT EATING A TURD. Never have, never will. Yet, if the sight of this might offend you, don't scroll down.
A picture of me not eating a turd.
In reality, it's fried chicken coated in red velvet cake batter and then fried again. Not bad at all, and I've got a fair idea of what it will look like a day and a half from now.