My wife tells me that today is "International Talk Like Hercule Poirot Day". I'm not sure I get it since these days Hercule Poirot, mystery writer Agatha Christie's genius detective character, is rather obscure, fussy, and quaint compared to what contemporary CSI-drenched audiences are used to, but what the hey. My wife seems to be feeling blue today, so I hope this cheers her up some.
"I dissect rucksacks. It is very interesting." Whatever that means.