Thursday, July 4, 2013

808 - Vats: All Folks



Two floors beneath a prestigious local culinary academy is where they keep these human cloning vats.  The process is simple:  throw a blastulae crispulus into the substrate, induce  a low-variation plasma pulse, and then cook it with everyday ordinary fluorescent lights until breakout phase (not shown). 
 
The substrates are colour-coded for ease of identification.  Yellow means just pure substrate, red or brown indicates that a human is in the process of being cloned.  Green indicates experimental DNA, my guess is NTE (non-terrestrial entity), but my tour guide was tight-lipped on that subject when questioned.  The small red taps on the bottom of each vat are fail-safe drains in case the cloning goes out of control.  I've heard that a squirt or two of household ammonia is enough to completely disrupt the process, which what I surmise the bottle hanging off the green vat is for:  a final solution.  Either that or to keep the observation window clean.
 
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