Today is Ungood Art Day on JSVB. This post discusses an X-Rated sexual act, although the image is only of the back end of a car, a Chrysler in fact. If you do not want to read X-Rated material, please do not scroll down. I know, I know, what has JSVB come to?
Is it just me, or does the illuminated tail light of a Chrysler Neon look like fellatio?
I've been considering this for years, maybe over a decade. Not every single day, of course. Only the previous week was the first time that I saw someone on the road with the tail light lit up when I had a camera handy. The configuration of the red plastic, the exact position of the eye-like bulb within its oblong reflector and the truly unfortunate positioning of the white reverse lamp all contribute to make spotting a Neon on the road an especially evocative event. It's not like the old Neons are common anymore, which is a good thing on many levels.
I should have made Suction Cup Allan (please click here to see that) my Ungood Art for this month, but my friend Earl already made links to it so I don't want to break them by moving Allan to Ungood Art Day, traditionally the thirteenth of every month here on JSVB. Instead, you get a putrid photograph.