I thought it would be January or February before I got to see the new Star Wars movie. However, if you're in some podunk town with a digital movie screen, you can see it in 3D on the opening night.
I should explain that I am kind of excited about this. If I was to read the paragraph out loud, it would be in a shouted Bobcat Goldthwait voice and your eardrums would be bleeding. I know it's just a movie, but it's also a ticket to nerdstalgia in the same magnitude as Starkiller Base would be to the Death Star.
Cranbrook does go up in my estimation, now that I will be among the very first to see Episode VII. However, if you check out the Lonely Planet, you'll see this Kootenay city's entry as "a dull, workaday town". You could even get coffee mugs from their Chamber of Commerce that have that exact quote. They're sold out, unfortunately.